Bachelorette Party Eve.

Dear Internet,

Tomorrow, friends, is my bachelorette party. I will be celebrating my pending marriage with class, style, grace and penis paraphernalia. In that order. And I promise to return at the end of the weekend with a full photo documentary of the occasion.

Which might be embarrassing.

But I'm OK with that.

Because I have class. And grace. Remember?

Stay tuned.

The Bachelorette