Attention whore.

All of our professional wedding pictures are officially online now, which is more exciting than a bathtub full of Nerds.

There are 588 of them, and it'd probably take you until tomorrow to finish looking at them, but they're fabulous. And if you'd like the password to view said fabulous professional wedding pictures, you can email me at the address you see on the right of your screen.

And if I like you, you'll get the password.