For reasons completely annoying, etc., and to make a long story short, as of this afternoon, I will have a different cell phone number for the nine-hundred-and-fifty-seven-thousandth time. I like to keep things fresh. I am elusive.


If you read this blog and have ever had my phone number, and would like it again, email me. Leave a comment. I will get it to you somehow.

(If it's any help, it will be the number I had before the most recent change).

And I am not lying when I say this is the fourth time I've had to change my cell phone number in as many months. So I apologize to all of you who have to, sigh, go into your phone, edit the contact info, scoff, and press "save."


But am I not worth it? I mean, really.