Also, because I'm not going to let you forget about this.

Exciting things, people.

Check out my Team In Training website. I've been getting DONATIONS! It's like Christmas every time I open my inbox and see another donation made toward my cause. And then I start to sweat and panic and throw up in my mouth a little because I still have so much left to raise.

But to those who've helped thus far, hooray! I've even received a few checks in the mail, from a complete stranger, even! And that sort of makes me realize that maybe not everyone on the planet is rotten and evil. Only a few. And I can point them out, if you'd like?

So, I thought I'd keep you posted. So far? $365! Only $3,435 to go.

Oh, boy.