I'm just saying.

Is it wrong that I saw an SUV on the road today with a bumper sticker that read, "Marriage = one man and one woman," and I subsequently wanted to run it into the ditch? As I passed, I noticed the driver looked like a snooty, middle-aged broad, which made me want to hit her even more.

Several things were wrong with the scenario. A) bumper stickers are tacky. B) bumper stickers declaring the "definition" of marriage are tackier, and 3) it was crooked.

If you're going to put shit on your bumper, at least apply it correctly. Thanks.

Oh, and D) your definition sucks.