/end rant
You know when you’re in a new relationship, and everything is neat and fresh and fun and precious? You’re all, “Oh you wanna hold hands? OK!” And there are kisses and giggles and general schmoopiness? And you really just want to hold tight to that because in another 7, 8, 13 months, it won’t be all puppies and butterflies and hand-holding? Because it’ll be more like a, “Dude. Really? Just put your damn dishes IN THE SINK” kind of a thing. And everything is new! And there’s so much to learn! And OMG!
That all happens. Really. I’ve been in a relationship or nine… teen. So you know what? I like the schmoopiness. I’ve paid my dues to the Gods of Awful Relationships. It’s my turn. It’s my schmoop and I’ll schmoop if I want to.
So if one more person gives me the stink eye because of it, I’M GOING TO FLUSH YOU DOWN THE TOILET.
Back off.
With utmost love and schmoopiness,
Krittabug
I said it: August 12th, 2010 under krittabug.
Comments
Comment from Krista
August 12, 2010 at 4:22 pm
#schmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
Comment from Diana
August 12, 2010 at 4:54 pm
We’ve worked hard to keep the schmoop, but its all a grand plan to embarass the shit out of our kids someday.
Comment from Krista
August 12, 2010 at 4:56 pm
D: I think that’s a fantastic evil plan. <>
Comment from Katie
August 12, 2010 at 5:00 pm
I feel like your yelling at me. Sad face.
You have every right to enjoy the newness and butterflies!! And enjoy it while you can, because like you said, it doesn’t last forever. Hello! W wakes me up with his nocturnal flatulence. For real. Farting = schmoopiness is OVER
Schmoop away krittabug, schmoop away.
Comment from Krista
August 12, 2010 at 5:01 pm
*snort* Nooooo, you aren’t the only one with a stinky eye, m’love! 
Comment from Twavis
August 12, 2010 at 5:22 pm
I can’t help but suspect I have a hand in this…
Comment from Krista
August 12, 2010 at 5:49 pm
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
Comment from Sarah
August 12, 2010 at 7:07 pm
Umm I think your schmooping is adorable.
And also opportunistic. #newwallet
Comment from Jess
August 12, 2010 at 10:09 pm
awww. schmoopiness. butterflies. unicorns.
Comment from Lori
August 13, 2010 at 7:58 am
OMG Lady…ENJOY IT. Because you know what? Before you realize it you have a 3 year old and a one year old. And the SCHMOOPINESS is a little harder to find.
xoxo
Comment from Angie N
August 13, 2010 at 8:39 am
Permission to schmoop away. Well deserved schmooping indeed.
Comment from Kristin / @tinmakeup
August 12, 2010 at 4:21 pm
We’re all just jealous. Ignore us and enjoy the schmoop.